If life is a moving sidewalk, then I am clearly pointed in the wrong direction. Summer, where'dya go???

I sold my soul to Ikea

I unofficially swore off Ikea and all its evil big-box monotony years ago, but damn, they've got the best kids stuff. In the spirit of corporate whore buying, I loaded up on storage solutions, tunnels, tents, carts and all kinds of other gizmos and what-nots. I think the kids are equally in love with the place. Touch, feel, and play is a heavily facilitated concept. Everyone's a winner. Except for the local mom and pop joint.

rwah rwah rwah

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five fingers
tracing outlines
crash together
bam!
booger rag
or just an arm
run on now
out the door
roll on free
ca-clack ca-clack ca-clack ca-clack....

try try try try try try

try to tell me how to do it
only because i'm new to it
coolness is having courage
courage to do what's right
i'll try to remember always
just to have a good time

why are you looking at me like that

our house should be re-zoned and haz-mat should be here any minute. what a mess. miller in russia for 1 week + miller sick for the entire following week= sux sux sux. i need to get outta here 'cause i'm going nuuuuuuts.

nothing ever happens on mars

today was boring...boring...boring...boring.